I find it quite intriguing when a story is claimed to have been based on "true events". I wonder what events in the story are actually true.
Years ago I watched and became a great fan of the movie Fargo. This twisted tale of deception is set against the backdrop of the desolate winter wasteland on the North Dakota and Minnesota prairie lands was billed as having been "based on a true story". Somehow that makes a story more intriguing, don't you think - like something you have to watch as much as you want to look away from it.
Many years later I watched an interview with the Cohen brothers. Much to my shock, horror and surprise they revealed that the story was a total work of fiction. WHAT!!!! They'd used the tagline "based on a true story" to get butts in the seats. Nice strategy :s)
That being the case, I now I approach based on a "true story" or "actual events" with the greatest amount of sarcasm usually followed by some snarky comment. Either way, it's entertainment.
In 1998 I began working on a series of children's books about the adventures of a little girl and her dog. The curly headed bunny slipper wearing heroine and her vertically challenged canine companion have come to be known as Almarinda and Andy. They embark on many wild adventures. One of them being the story of a rather rambunctious rooster and his efforts to protect the chicken yard. This tale is told in the upcoming book, Norman Attacks.
In the case of Norman Attacks, the outrageous and somewhat comical "true" events leading up to the creation of this story did in fact take place.
First, a little background. I live in a rural community in southeastern
. Each day when I step outside I am greeted by the absolutely breathtaking beauty of the majestic Colorado Rocky Mountains, the rustling of the aspen leaves, a crisp blue sky and the crow of our rooster.
It is idyllic, mostly. Some of the Shangri-La feeling is, at times, slightly shattered by the unending escapades of our rooster, Norman.
While he is quite adept at keeping our hens safe, heralding in the morning hour (24/7) and strutting his stuff like a runway model.
is also quite rambunctious. Norman
Webster's defines rambunctious thus: unruly, noisy, very active, and hard to control, usually as a result of excitement or youthful energy. A perfect description of our
He wasn't always this way, chasing everything and everyone in sight. He grew into it over time.
came to us as most chickens do, in a box with dozens of other three-day old baby chicks. Small and active little balls of yellow fluff on two legs, Norman was just a little chicken. Norman
He did as the others did, ate voraciously, chirped incessantly and ran for the warmth of the huddle. We never paid him any mind, really. He grew as the others did, ran through the yard and perched in the juniper tree.
Then one day, it happened. The unmistakeable cock-a-doodle-doo which signaled that the rooster had arrived.
And arrive he did. Once
found his voice, he also found his destiny. He was no longer just another hen in the yard, he was the KING. Norman
This reality came easily to him.
liked being the king. He became overseer of the hens, was the first to examine the food and eventually became the head cheerleader for his little team of egg layers. Norman
It all seemed like country living perfection.
It was never our intent to have a rooster! We thought, chickens. Cool! Fresh eggs.
It was all very Currier and Ives,
, Rockwellian kind of stuff. When you add the reality of a rooster to the mix, the entire story changes and this, dear readers is where our story begins. Americana
Strong and heavy, he would have been a welcomed addition to any dinner table.
also grew into a handsome bird. Being a well-fed and freely ranged Rhode Island Red, Norman sported iridescent plumage to rival a peacock, a 4-H kids dream. He became a remarkable character. Idyllic, idolic, or, not so much. Norman
took his position in life very seriously. He guarded the hens, to the fight. It was the fight part that took some getting used to. Norman
When you step outside each morning to take in the beauty of your mountain home, the last thing you expect is to be charged by a psychotic rooster.
But, it happens. And you shriek, run inside the house and question your sanity at the notion that for one second you have the slightest clue as to what it takes to raise livestock.
The classic "what was I thinking" thought thunders through your mind as you stare out the window gazing in horror at a seven pound creature and wonder if you will ever be able to enjoy your yard again.
We did go outside again, each day, but is was with much trepidation.
Let me add another detail to the story.
was not the only adolescent in our household. Our three children were 9, 11 and 13 years of age. They reveled in the outdoor activities that one experiences living in the Colorado mountains. They enjoyed playing in the yard, climbing the trees and relaxing with our dog, Andy. Norman
Each morning, bright and early, the children would head out the kitchen door, walk down the sidewalk and through the front gate to catch the bus for school. A classic image in the mind of the average American.
If only that would have been the scenario for us. For you see, the image and indelible memory in the neural banks of our children was something else. Something quite Hitchcockian.
He exercised his rule over his land as he charged anyone who entered or attempted to leave what had been commonly known as "our yard". The scenario went something like this; kiss mom & dad and wish them a nice day, grab your coat & backpack, step out the kitchen door and run screaming down the sidewalk until you reach the front gate and the safety of the driveway outside the fence.
Did I mention the screaming? That was a crucial part of what had now become our morning ritual. This went on for many days, weeks even.
Variations to the run and scream ritual were added. One being, the wild throwing of empty cardboard boxes over your shoulder as you ran to the gate. Quite comical in a twisted sort of way.
Our otherwise Rockwellian life was turning into a Hitchcokian chamber of horrors.
It was during one of these morning rituals that
actually got his name. Our youngest child seemed to be the most intimidated by Norman 's attacks. Norman
On one particular morning she headed out, alone, unescorted by her older siblings and unarmed with cardboard boxes to throw and otherwise divert the beast.
As she began her trek to the front gate,
approached at a runners gait. She reacted, ran and screamed hysterically. Norman
It was the screaming that caught everyone's attention. For it could be likened to the scream of Lila Crane as she fights off her attacker, eventually falling to her death in the 1960's horror film, Psycho.
Those of us who had remained in the house that morning heard only the scream, immediately made the movie reference and
was thusly named. Norman
Based on these "true events" and because of our fondness for the truly remarkable creature that
had become, the story Norman Attacks was born. Norman
As with any arch rival, there is always an equalizing counterpart and
definitely found his. But to tell you that would be a spoiler. Norman
So, I encourage you to read Norman Attacks when it arrives later this year.
Until next time...